Tuesday, 29 May 2018

From Champagne to Chateau



We arrived in Calais via Eurotunnel and immediately reset our watches one hour ahead.  Our home for the week, Le Mont de St. Simeon was an easy three and a half hour drive south. We picked up the A26 and sped through the plains of Picardy to Reims and then via the A4 we continued on to the Champagne countryside.

Originally a 'ferme carree'  our cottage had an excellent view across the valley.  Close to Paris but a world away, this holiday promised an extra fizz!
                                                                    Bonjour
The next morning we decided to visit Provins (actually people in France pronounce it as Provan) about 20 miles away.



Provins is a fortified medieval town away from the usual foreign tourist route.  It's great as there's a tower, ramparts and underground passages.  There are plenty of restaurants from good and cheap creperies (we really enjoyed our lunch at La Fleur du Sel on Place due Chatel) to fancier places. Provins has winding cobblestone streets, ancient towers and cute restaurants.  What's more, the older part of the town is a UNESCO World Heritage site.




Provins attractions include Caesar's Tower.  This tower was constructed in the 12th century by the Counts of the Champagne region.  During this period, Provins was a trading hub and the tower was used as a lookout point and a prison.  Architecturally, it is the only tower in the world that features an octagonal tower atop a square base.  Inside visitors are invited to explore various rooms, such as the Governor's Office.  The top room of the tower features bells that were originally housed in the Saint Quiriace Collegiate Church.  From the top you can enjoy sweeping views of the town.


Almost next door is Saint Quiriace Collegiate Church.  Construction on the church started in the 12th century but financial difficulties left part of the church forever unfinished.  The magnificent dome was added in the 17th century.  It's certainly worth visiting.

The Les Aigles des Remparts is a superb falconry show.  The team flew a huge variety of birds in a themed show through the ages. The presentation involved more than a half-dozen handlers who dressed in costumes of the time, including oriental moors complete with a camel and Mongols on horseback. Falcons, eagles, owls and vultures responded to their handlers and, launched from high perches in the city walls and towers, flew swoopingly low over the crowd.  They dove so low that a school teacher was crouching down - though unnecessarily - to the amusement of her pupils.

The fantasy themed Knight show, with orcs and demons and animals, is also entertaining.  Back to medieval times with horses, jousting, stunts, heroes and villians. Plenty of cheers and boos for the villains from visiting schoolchildren.  Be prepared for some great acrobatics.   Bravo!  In French but it doesn't matter.  It's like an opera - you don't need to speak the language to get the story.


If driving, there is a big parking lot close to the tourist office to the west of the town.  If using a sat. nav. make sure you head for medieval Provins and not the modern town.  At the tourist office you can buy tickets to enter the attractions, plus the medieval shows.

The following day was the Royal Wedding so we spent much of the afternoon watching the happy couple and drinking champagne.  And to celebrate Phil's birthday we treated ourselves to the HPB Bateaux Parisiens Seine River Cruise.  The evening started with another glass of champagne in reception to toast the happy couple.

Then a taxi drove us to Paris, direct to the river bank for boarding our dinner boat.  After an aperitif and canapes we cast off and enjoyed unobstructed views through floor-to-ceiling windows as we passed world-famous Paris monuments and come sunset they began to illuminate.

 Paris is lovely during the day, but at night it takes on even more of a magical quality.  We docked right next to the Eiffel Tower and I would highly recommend seeing the iron lady at night.  The monument is truly magnificent, regardless of what time of day, but at night on the hour you are treated to a light show twinkling golden for 5 mins.  Fabulous!  The food, service and scenery were all exceptional.  The HPB pick-up (although expensive) was a big plus too - door to door service that made the experience hassle free and Paris was so busy.  A "Must Do".
Romantique, Gourmand, Magnifique.


On Sunday we drove to Coulommiers, the nearest town, approximately nine and a half kms from our cottage to visit the large outdoor market.  And after all that shopping, where we picked up a wheel of ripe cheese from the fromagerie stall and some seasonal fruit,  we stopped for lunch at The Atmosphere restaurant.  A lovely location in the centre of town, alongside the river.  The food was excellent and next door there is an excellent Patisserie.  You know somewhere is good when there's a queue and happy people leaving with baguettes, pastries and artisan cakes.  Absolutely delice, bonne patisserie.  Of course, we bought some!


With its world class vineyards a visit to this magical region makes for a fantastic day trip.
Champagne is, and always will be, one of the world's great drinks - but a visit to this pretty part of France is even more rewarding than drinking the lovely stuff.  AND a place you must visit before one leaves Champagne is Hautvillers, home of Dom Perignon, the 17th century Benedictine abbot who is credited with the complicated double fermentation method, which encouraged the local wine's natural sparkle.  The end result was a clear wine with constant effervescence.  At the time he is said to have cried out, "Brothers, come quickly; I am drinking stars".  It's a lovely quote, more so because drinking the stuff does actually make anybody feel like a star - no drink is more glamorous or feels so much like a celebration.  Who has ever shouted, "Let's have tea" after passing their exams?


Dom Perignon is laid to rest just in front of the altar in St. Peters Abbey.  The abbey is owned by Moet and Chandon.


There are a lot of urban myths about Dom Perignon - mainly that the French monk "invented" Champagne, one of the world's great drinks.  It's not true - it was probably first discovered in England in 1662, 10 years before Dom Perignon arrived in Champagne.

The village is very pretty.  Taking a walk around its winding streets we noticed that almost every house has some kind of sign attached to it, which advertises the delights of champagne.  The place practically floats on bubbly!

Hautvillers is THE place for Champagne tasting and in this town G. Tribaut is a must.  The young lady who served us spoke very good English and was only too happy to answer our questions.  And, yes, we did buy a case to bring home.

The view as you sip champagne is spectacular.

You can choose 3 glasses of champagne for 10 Euros and if you then purchase six bottles this is refunded.  We tasted Cuvee de Reserve, Grand Cuvee Speciale and Vintage 2008 Blanc de Blancs.  I loved the Cuvee de Reserve and it was very reasonably priced. (16.70 Euros a bottle). The tasting gives you the opportunity to try a number of different styles.  We opted for a tasting of both a vintage and non-vintage to compare.  Champagne must be opened slowly and poured into elegant glasses.  The cork removal must NEVER be accompanied by a loud POP!  (Anyone who pops champagne corks is considered a peasant or English)!  Champagne is made from a blend of Pinot Noir, Chardonnay and Pinot Meunier grapes (or just one or two of these varieties), which must, of course, be grown only within the Champagne region.

Tasting champagne is easy.  You look at the glass, note the colour and size of the bubbles (small and vigorous is good), sniff and then sip.  If it is a mainly young champagne, around 2 years old, say: "I detect notes of peach and lime blossom", if a little older, "notes of brioche and tobacco" and if good enough to have aged seven years or more, "mushroom, toast and coffee".

Champagne Tribaut looks down to the Marne River.  It's an arresting view you don't get when buying Champagne in Britain, not even in Waitrose.  The Tribauts are known as "Recoltant Manipulant" which means they cultivate and harvest the grapes, then sell on a large part to the grandes maisons de champagne such as Krug or Taittinger.  Enough is left over to produce 150,000 bottles themselves.

We then drove on to Ay (look out for towns named Dizy and Bouzy close by) and had lunch at Rotisserie Henri IV.  Simple but great food, easy on the wallet and had a table in the shade on the terrace.  Must thank Phil for driving and only drinking water as I left a little rosy cheeked after another glass of delightful champagne.


We then continued on to prosperous Epernay; the self-proclaimed capital du Champagne and home to many of the world's most celebrated Champagne houses.  Beneath the streets in 110km of subterranean cellars, more than 200 million bottles of Champagne, just waiting to be popped open on some sparkling occasion, are being aged.  During the war, these underground quarries not only acted as a shelter against bombings, but also served as homes, schools, hospitals and a way to communicate and travel, undetected by the enemy.  Epernay's handsome avenue de Champagne fizzes with maisons de champagne.  The boulevard is lined with mansions and neoclassical villas, rebuilt after WW1.


And so from Champagne to Chateau.

The Chateau of Vaux-le-Vicomte in Maincy is one of those places that looks utterly gorgeous in photos but when you see it for real looks even better.  You may have seen it recently and not even realised.  If you're a fan of the TV series "Versailles", (which returns next month - can't wait), the serial about the shenanigans of the Royals and aristos of Louis XIV's court - you've seen Vaux-Le- Vicomte.  It may surprise you to know that much of the filming took place not at the Chateau of Versailles as you may think.  The producers of "Versailles" had really done their homework on the look of the day, from the shoes and dresses and hairstyles to the furnishings and architecture.  Whilst the Chateau of Versailles may seem an obvious choice as the location for filming, in fact, the décor there is largely 18th century, a hundred years too late for the authentic look sought.  Vaux-Le-Vicomte though, has retained its 17th century beauty, and, as the prototype and inspiration for the later Chateau de Versailles - it was the perfect place to film.

We spent the entire day viewing the Chateau, the carriage exhibit, and the grounds.  DO NOT MISS climbing to the top of the Dome (well worth the extra 3 Euros) to see a 360 degree birds eye view of the property!  It is interesting to see the carpentry work of the 17th century as you climb to the top and emerge to the thrill of one of the most incredible views.  There is free parking opposite the Chateau.  Do hire the audio guide too, very interesting.  And a good affordable restaurant with huge terrace in the courtyard for lunch.  Children can also hire Versaille costumes if they wish.


Take the time to read the history of Vaux-Le-Vicomte before visiting if you can.   A quick history...

The great chateau of Versailles embodies the memory of the Sun King.  But behind it lies the story of another chateau - and a man - that the King wanted the world to forget.  The year 1661 started off well for Nicolas Foucquet.  As France's finance minister he had played an important role in ending the long war against Spain and he expected very soon to become Louis XIV's prime minister.  His new chateau at Vaux le Vicomte would not only be a statement of his achievement, but also launch a splendid new era for the country.  To show it off, he decided to put on the party to end all parties.  The guest of honour was the King himself.  On August 17, Louis XIV arrived from his nearby summer residence at Fontainebleau with the entire French court.  6,000 guests dined off silver plates, feasting on food prepared by France's greatest chef, Vatel.  A play, written for the occasion by Moliere, was performed against a backdrop of spectacular fountains; the King's favourite composer, Lully, provided the music; and the evening ended with the greatest firework display that the age had ever seen.  But everyone agreed that the most extraordinary sight by far was Foucquet's chateau.  It possessed a magical, heart-stopping beauty: you could not help but look at it.

Three weeks later the 22 year old Louis XIV, had Fouquet arrested.  Accused of enriching himself at the expense of the kingdom, the disgraced minister was eventually taken to the remote fortress of Pignerol in the Savoy Alps, where he remained till his death in 1680.

The arrest meant that Louis could indulge himself in an orgy of gratified covetousness, seizing all the ravishing paintings, tapestries and furniture that had given such offense.  And in a further backhanded compliment to Fouquet's patronage, Le Vau the architect, Le Brun the painter and Le Notre the gardener, were all transferred to Versailles to produce for Louis XIV a palace that would make Vaux seem an ignominious hovel.

Yet the golden house survived the centuries, and its apartments, filled with maps, bronzes of Kings and Marshals, bedroom hangings of rococo flowers and Louis XVI Savonnerie rugs, gracefully decant its history.  Returned to Mme. Fouquet 13 years after the arrest, Vaux passed to the military family of the Villars and then to the great ministerial dynasty of the Choiseul-Praslins in the reign of Louis XV.  In 1847 one of the family murdered his wife and committed suicide, and the Choiseuls fled Vaux like a place infected with disaster.  Its great pools and fountains filled with weeds and wheat; sheep grazed on its once perfectly trimmed lawns.

In 1875, a wealthy sugar refiner, Alfred Sommier bought Vaux and spent his life returning it to the glory it had enjoyed in that brief, dazzling summer of 1661.  Seventeenth-century statues were bought and brought into place; miles of new piping were laid to restore the original hydraulic system that had fed fountains and reflecting pools; the lovely oval cupola was reroofed; topiary was matured, pruned and grown again.  What the happy visitor now sees, then, is Sommier's Vaux.  There are a few liberties taken here and there (a clumsy 19th century copy of the Farnese Hercules at the garden's vanishing point - well worth the long walk there, appears closer than it is from the Chateau), but, in essence, the 19th century sugar magnate understood the 17th century financier better than any of his aristocratic predecessor-owners. His descendants continue to preserve the Chateau, which remains privately owned by Patrice and Cristina de Vogue, the Count and Countess de Vogue.  It is now administered by their three sons:  Alexandre, Jean-Charles and Ascanio de Vogue. Vaux-le-Vicomte lives again.

Unfortunately, after all the hard work the Boxwood are dying.  The Boxwood which form the embroidery drawing in front of the Chateau are in a poor state. The Boxwood (just like the Boxwood in our own garden) has been damaged by two causes of dieback: the box moth (caterpillar) and two fungi (Volutella and Cylindrocladium) whose attacks are difficult, or even impossible to fight.  In addition a late spring frost burned the young spring shoots. At present there are no satisfactory solutions  that don't involve the continued use of chemicals or tripling the number of gardeners.  Hopefully, a solution will be found -  an organic treatment or the replacement of the boxwood with another immune plant.  But the gardens are still magnificent - its only when you look closely.


I can't wait to return on a Saturday evening for the Candlelit Dinner.  And I'm just going to go ahead and say it:  Better than Versailles.  You know why?  On the day we visited Versailles was closed due to a national strike.

On our last day we visited Francis Bourjot.  Francis is a stone-cutter or Lapidaire who cuts, polishes and works with semi-precious stones.  He makes jewellery, ornaments and figures from inside the little workshop located by his house.  This workshop was once a bustling place, with up to 35 workers employed here during its heyday.  The little workshop produced beautiful jewellery for expensive shops along Paris's famous Avenue des Champs-Elysees.  Francis still uses the old machinery to make fancy ornaments for Cartiers and especially the Sultan of Brunei.  During the second World War and the German invasion a lot of businesses around France were forced to hide or protect their assets.  For champagne houses, this meant bricking up the cellars, but for stone-cutters it meant burying their treasures in the garden!  It is in Francis' garden that these beautiful stones still remain.  It was only when he picked them up and cleaned them that we realised their beauty. For this reason I must keep Francis' location under wraps. Though the war came and went, the stone-cutting workshop never really regained its former glory.  So now Francis continues the legacy, using the piles of semi-precious stone that lie in his garden - hence the need for secrecy.  He's sadly one of the last of his trade in France.  We really enjoyed our visit and he was so happy to show us through the workings of the place, the big polishing wheels and the antiquated but still functional machinery.

One little owl in particular, made by Francis, caught my eye and asked to be taken home...
And lest we forget:-

In September 1914 the British Army operated for some days in and around St. Simeon, playing a key part in the Battle of the Marne.










Wednesday, 16 May 2018

Chris and Abi's Birthday Celebrations.

Nothing says summertime quite like a BBQ.  Time spent in the garden soaking up some sun to the scent of something delicious being cooked by Stuart on the grill, accompanied by Tina's truly wonderful cooking.

A great way to celebrate Chris and Abi's birthdays.





                                                          HAPPY BIRTHDAYS




The Forever Home


Caroline and Mike are moving:-


They have the keys to their new home, and guess what the previous owners were called.


I am sure over the course of the next few months Caroline and Mike will spend nearly every day dreaming up how they will renovate each room, shopping for the building materials, searching for inspiration, and sometimes getting down and dirty in the process.  It's going to be a labour of love in their new home.

Lots of boxes to unpack - what fun.

A vintage treasure.  I am sure they will love every moment bringing new life to their new home.



Wishing you all the best settling in to your new home.



May happiness knock early at your door, stay late, and leave the gift of good fortune.





Friday, 11 May 2018

Happy Birthday Emmie




I can't believe you are 7 years old today.  I'm not sure that I'm ready for that yet.  For some reason, 7 feels like the start of a new phase of childhood.  I've noticed a subtle shift over this past year, where things that were once appropriate for you aren't any longer.

You're not interested in little children's shows or little kids toys anymore.  You no longer run around naked (thank goodness) and even your speech is changing.  You are maturing at a frankly alarming rate and it takes my breath away.

I love your intuitive grasp of modern technology.  I think you mastered Mummy's iPod in the same week you learned to walk!  You've also learned that perseverance and hard work pay off, especially when trying to master the elusive cartwheel.

The best is yet to come.  And as it becomes less often that you reach to grab my hand or beg me to lay with you for just five more minutes, I'll always be there for you.

Happy 7th birthday Emmie.  Nanna loves you to the moon and back plus infinity and beyond.

Daddy, my son, also had another birthday in the same week!!  And we all celebrated with a BBQ.
A lot of work goes into the planning and executing of any party and Gemma is the perfect hostess.  She always hosts a bash to impress.  (Alun always says never again L.O.L).

The food, as usual, was superb, as was Nigel the grill chef.  Gemma had set up a self-service bar where guests could help themselves to beer, wine, champagne and soft drinks.  We all appreciated Gemma's hard work, it was a fabulous party.

Sorry no photos as yet.  Alun has promised some.

Sunday, 8 April 2018

Easter fun

This year there was no sunshine so we coated up and headed to Kingston Lacy for the annual Easter egg hunt.  It wasn't busy and after we had got our map and pencil we set off to find the eggs - following a special spring story around the woods to complete our Easter Egg Hunt Map and then exchange for a chocolate egg at the end.

Each egg was quite spaced out with bunny footprints to follow leading us to the next spot.  They were all different.  Giant wooden eggs, some covered with feathers, others flowers and picnic scenes from the story.  It was really creative and fun for the children to look at and enjoy.  They loved running off to see where the next egg was.



Even though it was a pretty grey day Kingston Lacy still looked beautiful.  Thank you for all your hard work Kingston Lacy - we had a muddy ball!

Caroline very kindly invited us for Easter Sunday lunch and cooked a delicious meal with, of course,
lamb. Chloe and Jamie spent some time searching in the garden for the hidden treats and then after lunch they enjoyed a hunt indoors:-

Off you go, Zoom, |Zoom, Zoom,
Search around the Dining Room.

Your pillows where you rest your head,
Why don't you look on your ..........?

I can take you to places you've never seen,
but first type your password in on my screen.

If you're in a hungry mood,
Go here first to find some food.

I have four legs to keep me stable,
Look for your next clue under the .......?

The next hiding place rhymes with chairs,
Why don't you look under the .......?

Chloe very quickly found all the clues but had a little difficulty finding the actual Easter treat.  What rhymes with chairs and the answer was pears - bears - and it was only when she was climbing the stairs that she suddenly got it!!!!

On the Tuesday following Easter it was far colder than wind in April ought to be.  If it wasn't for the primroses in the hedgerows it could have been February.  So we decided to use a voucher Caroline had given us for Christmas at The Mill in Gordleton.

The Mill is situated on The Avon river about ten minutes drive from us.  The creeper-covered old mill is attractive and cosy, but its chief draw, even on a cold, damp April day is its rambling and delightful riverside garden complete with sculptures by local and national artists.

Thank you, Caroline.  Delicious food in beautiful surroundings.  We hope to return when the sun does!!!!!

On the Wednesday, to give Mummy a break, we took Chloe and Jamie to Dorcester.  April is the cruellest month sometimes and today was no exception.  The wind blew and the rain lashed down.
We had booked previously to see Dippy the Diplodocus at 3 p.m. so decided to spend our day in museums.  We purchased the golden ticket deal which allows you to visit five exhibitions.  To get 5 museums for the price of 2  we thought was good value.  The first museum we visited was the Teddy Bear Museum.


This tiny museum is jam packed with the history of teddy bears.  Sooty and Sweep, Rupert Bear, Winnie the Pooh.  I don't know who enjoyed it more Nanna or the Grandchildren!  It certainly brought back happy memories of special toys that were a part of my own childhood.

And, for a complete contrast, the Terracotta Warriors Exhibition was in the same building

I have been fascinated by the story of the warriors for many years so this was a real find.  It is fairly small but plenty to see and learn about.  How they were found and put back together, with different warriors on display.  We all enjoyed it.


After a picnic IN THE CAR we headed for the Dinosaur Museum. From the outside you can see its not a vast place so we knew we had to take our time and engage to help us all get the most out of it.  So we encouraged the grandchildren to stop and look at the various fossils and we also did the dinosaur egg quiz.  We all learned a lot and probably only read 30% of the information but we did most of the interactive elements on the way round and they were really good.  Sandbrushing for dinosaur bones was good, smelling and feeling boxes, large puzzle and we also sat in the cinema room watching a good dinosaur documentary for at least 20 minutes and we did not watch the whole programme.  Jamie loved the models too.  OK they are fibreglass - there's no big skeletons, etc., but the children really enjoyed the museum.


Our next museum was the Tutenkhamun exhibition, which Chloe thought was wonderful with all the shiny gold treasure.  Her favourite.  It was informative and told the story really well and it was great to move around the exhibit as if you were in the different chambers of the tomb. Good for the children to follow.  We didn't do the Mummies exhibition in the same building because we thought it might be scary and anyway it was time to head over to The Dorset County Museum to see Dippy.

Dippy the Diplodocus has a special place in the hearts of so many, probably because it was the first thing they saw as a child when they entered the Natural History Museum in London.

It's one of those wow moments that stays with you all your life.  But Dippy has since been replaced by a blue whale skeleton.

But the Diplodocus is now at the Dorset County Museum in Dorchester.  The Victorian hall being used as the exhibition space is tight.  This makes Dippy look very, very big.  And Chloe and Jamie both said WOW when they saw it.

I now appreciate the true scale of this animal that lived roughly 155 million years ago. There is a balcony that brings you up to a level where you could almost imagine riding the dinosaur.  And, at the front end, it means you look directly into Dippy's face.  A Perspex screen stops you touching the skull, but the position makes for the absolute best selfie you'll take this year!!!


And, for our last adventure this Easter week, we headed off for a Day Out with Thomas the Tank Engine at the Watercress Line.  Peep, Peep!  All aboard for a day of family fun with Thomas.


Jamie spends hours on end playing with Thomas and his friends, reading his books and watching him on television.  Thomas the Tank Engine, a Really Useful Engine, and his Island of Sodor friends have chugged their way into the heart of Jamie.  Both Chloe and Jamie loved seeing all the engines and riding on the trains.  They also enjoyed the Magic Show and the activities and old fashioned funfair rides.  Everything was extremely well run, the sun shone, for a change, and the atmosphere was great.  Thank you Ann and Chris for a fabulous day out - you engineered miles of smiles.

For me the train rides are a great hark back with all the sounds, smells and sights of travel.  It makes me sad to read the following:-

A row has erupted after it emerged the United Nations has been called in to advise how to update the image of Thomas & Friends.  The changes by US toy maker Mattel, which owns the show, will mean the end of Henry and Edward, two of Thomas's friends who appeared in the original books by the Rev. Wilbert Awdry.

They are being replaced in the Tidmouth Sheds by two female engines including Nia - the first African engine, developed with the help of the UN.

Thomas will leave his home on the Island of Sodor for the first time for adventures abroad, in episodes that support the United Nations "sustainable development goals".

I cannot imagine why the United Nations should be consulted on the above.  Surely the world has enough problems for them to sort out.  Thomas was written in the age of steam.  They should not try to rewrite history and my grandchildren, I am sure, are not interested in these sorts of issues

Children's TV shows come and go, but the one about the tank engine that wants to do the right thing is still leading the way.  For those of us who've grown up with Thomas and Friends and raised our children and grandchildren watching the talking locomotives from the Island of Sodor in action, the affinity we have for the characters in Thomas' world is similar to how we feel towards a family member: trustworthy, always loving and, above all, fun to be around.  The biggest appeal of the show is that parents can relax in the knowledge that the show keeps children entertained while watching something that's engaging and enjoyable, as well as sharing a few life lessons along the way!

Thomas came to being after the vicar Rev. Wilbert Awdry took his son Christopher's love of steam engine trains to concoct a story to keep him amused while he was sick with the measles.  In the subsequent 26 Railway books that followed, all the way to being televised in 1984 to become the Thomas and Friends we know and love today, the stories never diverted from the central theme - that of the fatherly figure guiding the confused child towards the right path.  It's unashamedly traditional.  The plot lines of Thomas and Friends are based around concepts of valuing loved ones, respecting rules and understanding boundaries - lessons the children watching the show are coming to terms with in their own lives.  Parents love the gentle way the message is put across.  After all, who doesn't want their toddlers to walk away from a TV show thinking it's a good idea to behave?

The Island of Sodor is like every parent's dream set-up for the home.  You feel secure, loved, supported, with everyone working together to keep chaos and disorder at bay.  Plus, the show takes a lot of family issues into account that other overtly PC shows perhaps gloss over - rivalry, competitiveness, justice and punishment.  The beauty of Thomas and Friends is that these are dealt with in a loving manner in a familiar and comfortable setting.

Every cartoon you flick through on the box seems to be the visual equivalent of fizzy pop and sweets - sped up, noisy and chaotic.  Thomas and Friends keeps the story line simple and the narration soothing, meaning the viewing experience is aligned to our little viewer's attention span (not to mention guaranteeing a calmer frame of mind all round).

But with competition from US cartoons, the story has to evolve.  The new episodes later this year will be faster-paced and feature fantasy sequences.  Thomas will "break the fourth wall" to narrate the series himself and speak directly to viewers.  Half of the 26 episodes in the new series will take place abroad.  The others will be based at Tidmouth Sheds, where Henry and Edward will move out to make way for Ria an orange engine from Africa, and Rebecca, a bright yellow engine from closer to home.

Replacing the  theme tune is likely to upset Jamie.  The Fat Controller will remain, but is becoming less gruff and "more endearing".

Its a big risk for the franchise.  I think the new engines are being created to boost toy sales with a jolt of girl power.  Apparently in its evolution the cartoon will tackle and teach children about quality education, gender equality, sustainable cities and communities, responsible consumption and production, and life on land.  Its tough being a toddler these days!!!!!!!